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  • Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t. – Richard Bach

  • Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. – Will Rogers

  • My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. – Montaigne

  • The shortest distance between two points is under construction. – Noelie Alito

  • Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought. – Henri L. Bergson

  • We don’t stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing. – George Bernard Shaw

  • Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. – Bertrand Russell

  • The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. – Maureen Dowd

  • The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. – Vidal Sassoon

  • The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time. -Joe Girard

  • To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. – Goethe

  • We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. – George Bernard Shaw

  • The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain

  • Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. – Billie Burke

  • All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. – Mark Twain

  • The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.- Malcolm Forbes

  • I cannot afford to waste my time making money – Louis Agassiz

  • If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. – Unknown

  • If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Unknown

  • The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein

  • The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost

  • When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration. – Robert Bresson

  • Hope is the dream of the waking man. – Aristotle

  • He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened. – Tao Te Ching

  • It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. – Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes

  • If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. – Yogi Berra

  • It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous. – Robert Benchley

  • It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

  • Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. – Mae Wes

  • The most important thing is not to stop questioning. – Albert Einstein

  • Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. – Unknown

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